Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a taco bless the table?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?