What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?