What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What snacks always have the best tan?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why is summer always sad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What food is a man's best friend?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is golf harder than baseball?