What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do librarians never make plans?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What part of a fish weighs the most?