What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?