What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What sport requires no movement at all?