What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What animal floats best?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What fish only swims at night?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?