What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What should your husband name his internet connection?