What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How is cat food sold?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?