Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?