What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a henway?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?