Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?