What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the color of the wind?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the mirror cross the road?