What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?