What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What table can you never sit at?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?