Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was the bee sad?
Do dads always snore?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?