Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which singer could always break a five?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?