How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?