Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What type of bat doesn't fly?