Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?