What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are cars magic?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?