Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do you make a bandstand?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?