What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What country has the most fish?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?