I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What animal always goes to heaven?