I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
A book just fell on my head.