What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
What's the politest month?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you give an angry rhino?