Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
When do astronauts eat?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?