Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the most determined bird?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?