What do you call an insincere horse?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do books sleep?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are books always so angry?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?