Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do chips wear socks?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?