Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?