Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?