What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?