What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the mime upset?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?