What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?