Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the politest month?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call octopus twins?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?