What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?