Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?