Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?