Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the frog starve?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?