What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?