When does a horse talk?
What animal should you never play poker with?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call the pig that does karate?