Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?