Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?