Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What makes music in your hair?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is the beach so confident?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?