What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What animal has more lives than a cat?