Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?