Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which celebrity always frowns?