Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Which celebrity always frowns?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?