Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?