Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal styles their hair every day?