Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?