What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?