Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the fish blush?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?