When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?