What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
What does a dog say before eating?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How do billboards talk?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do cows always add to their salad?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?