Why don't fish play basketball?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do dog catchers get paid?