What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How did the toad die?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?