What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What siblings are always sad?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?