How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?