What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?