What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do you organize a space party?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?