What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
What do bees chew?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?