How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the most masculine animal?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where does cheese invest its money?