What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do cows say on NYE?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the bee say to the flower?