Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What animals make the best students?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?