What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call two birds in love?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do naked fish play with?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?