Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How are mountains able to see?