Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are goats so funny?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?