Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
It's Crowded!
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?