What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?