Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What school subject really rocks?