What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which computer won the talent show?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?