What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do snowmen get information?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the barber win the race?