What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do bees say in the summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are skeletons so calm?