Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?