How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the snake coughing so much?