Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?