Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why was the math book sad?
When do cows get tired?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the holiest insect?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?