Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which animal will never go bald?