Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?