Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?