Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do mice need oiling?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?