What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?