What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?