What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do rich squirrels eat?