What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?