Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What birds make average students?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?