What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
Which animal will never go bald?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?