Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are babies so good at basketball?